ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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