Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
