I think I died a long time ago.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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