North Korea, Best Korea!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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