He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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