Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When are your genitals available?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
