Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
