She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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