Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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