That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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