One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i think my cat just said my name.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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