so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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