Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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