It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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