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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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