hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Randomize