Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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