This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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