He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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