You're so nebulous sometimes
grandma shit on top of the toilet
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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