i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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