grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Rumble strips road head = magical
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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