i jhust puked up my retainher.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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