It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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