Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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