did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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