are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Mom said you looked used
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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