It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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