talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos