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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on

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