When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.