so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!