Christians are straight up FREAKS
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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