idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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