How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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