Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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