She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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