he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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