I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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