Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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