Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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