I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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