I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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