Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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