I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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