Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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