You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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