In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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