so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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