She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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