we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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