I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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