Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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