Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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