haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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