I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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