i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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