It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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