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my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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