I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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